My 5 Spirit Animals

Your spirit animal is meant to be a representation of the traits and skills that you are supposed to learn or have. I’m indecisive and have a few different sides to me so I couldn’t pick just one. Here are my 5 spirit animals:

Koalas sleep 18-22 hours a day and when they wake up they eat and then go back to sleep. They sleep so much because the foods they eat literally do not give them enough energy or nourishment to stay awake. Koalas look so cuddly and cute but they actually have razor sharp claws and can be really aggressive; they’re very territorial and do not like to be messed with. If you replace every “koala” with “Briana,” pretty much everything here remains true.

Goldfish don’t have stomachs, so they are never “full.” As long as there is food available, they will eat it. Goldfish will literally overeat themselves to death. No further explanation needed.

While this isn’t necessarily 100% scientifically accurate, it’s a great (pseudo) fact. Almost everything makes me panic and stress out, and I have been known to say a few dramatic things here and there. Therefore, octopus = spirit animal #3.

The kid in the Totino’s Pizza Rolls commercial

Let’s count the ways Totino’s Pizza Rolls Kid is my spirit animal.
1. “Mom, we’re dying.” -TPRK. I call my mom all the time and ask pretty much everything about having a functional life because I can’t do anything on my own. Also, I’m a bit dramatic (see: Octopus, above).
2. TPRK cannot see the pizza rolls that are right in front of his face. Despite being placed in Hufflepuff on Pottermore, I am not a particularly good finder. I’ve lost my phone and pen under my own butt, and have stared directly at the thing I am looking for an almost infinite amount of times.
3. Finally, TPRK leaves his phone in the freezer after he takes out the beloved pizza rolls. I leave my phone everywhere and then can’t find it (see: #2). “Can you call my phone?” will likely be written on my tombstone.

According to this quiz my animal personality is the wolf. Apparently, “wolf people are known for their strong instincts, sharp intelligence, and their appetite for freedom.” The wolf is also associated with tight bonds with family and close friends, and a tendency to feel threatened because of its lack of trust in itself and others. Most importantly they’re the symbol for the Starks, so I’m basically in House Stark. #THENORTHREMEMBERS

What’s your spirit animal?


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