2. When burgers don’t come with french fries
3. When the fries come with a goddamn pickle
PICKLE JUICE RUINS LIVES
4. Hand sanitizer on open wounds
5. DVR cuts off the end of a TV show
I will never forgive Nicki Minaj for defiling an American classic.
7. Not breathing through your nose
8. Cha Cha from Grease
A true villain.
9. People who find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive
…Why? It’s apparently a big deal and people are somehow finding themselves extremely attracted to him. But they are wrong, he is not attractive and here’s 917 people that are hotter than Benedict Cumberbatch.
10. People who talk to you while you’re reading
This makes me want to roll my window down and jump the f#$& out.
12. Warm toilet seats
13. Fake pockets
14. Brain freeze
15. WET. SOCKS.
The worst fate.
16. Static when your favorite songs comes on
17. When there’s too many people watching Netflix
But I want to watch my show!
18. Three dot text bubbles
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!