Pitch Perfect Drinking Game

Drink up, pitches.

Pitch Perfect let me get you a drink

Take a sip every time…

There is a musical pun (e.g. toner, pitch slapped, look who’s in treble)
Pitch Perfect aca-scuse me
Pitch Perfect aca-believe it

Lilly whispers something irrelevant to the conversation
Pitch Perfect Lilly

Magic is seen or referenced
Pitch Perfect close-up magic

Anyone says “nodes”
I have nodes Pitch Perfect

John and Gail offer their commentary
Pitch Perfect Gail commentator

Stacie does/says something sexual
Pitch Perfect Stacie

Aubrey shuts someone down
Pitch Perfect Aubrey and Chloe

Someone says “Fat Amy”
Pitch Perfect you call yourself fat amy
Pitch Perfect so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back fat amy

There is an attempt on “1-2-ahh”
Pitch Perfect hands in

Someone makes a lesbian innuendo/reference
Pitch Perfect lesbi honest

Take a shot…

When Aubrey vomits
Pitch Perfect enough gif

When anyone does the Breakfast Club fist pump
Pitch Perfect Jesse fist pump

And if you really want to get aca-wasted…

Waterfall…

When the Bellas sing “The Sign”
Pitch Perfect Chloe and Aubrey Pitch Perfect the sign

Drink responsibly.
Pitch Perfect I'm not drunk

51 Questions For Game of Thrones

~*~*SpOiLeRs*~*~

1. Where is Gendry?
2. He’s still alive, right?
3. Is he still on that boat?
4. If not, what shore was blessed with his arrival?
5. Is he coming back?

Gendry

6. Will he see Arya again?
7. Will he be king?
8. Is the Red Woman/Stannis going to find him try take all of his powerful blood?
9. When is his powerful king’s blood going to kill Walder Frey?
10. Does Gendry hold the secrets of the world?
11. Is he with Drogo?
12. Does he like green eggs and ham?
13. Does he like them here or there?
14. Does he like them anywhere?
15. For real where is Gendry?

Gendry Panic Attack

16. Also where are Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog?
17. Weren’t they heading over to the Last Hearth to stay with The Umbers over a season ago?
18. Why haven’t they gotten there yet?
19. If Samwell Tarly, Gilly and baby Sam can get from Bran to The Wall in one episode why can’t Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog get the Last Hearth in a season?
20. But really. In what world is Sam, Gilly and a baby more efficient than a Stark, a wildling and a direwolf?
21. Isn’t Osha worth at least 5 Sams?

Osha and Rickon

22. Are they dead?
23. What could have killed them? They have a direwolf.
24. Are they with Gendry?
25. Is Gendry a blacksmith for the Umbers?
26. Have they all actually been safe at the Last Hearth this time whole time?
27. Are they in The Matrix?
28. Did Osha get lost?
29. Did Shaggydog eat Osha?
30. Did Shaggydog eat Gendry?
31. Is Shaggydog going to be king?

Shaggydog direwolf

32. Did the writers forget about Gendry, Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog?
33. Did George R. R. Martin?
34. Did everyone?
35. Did Drogo kill them?
36. Are any of them coming back?
37. WHERE ARE THEY!?!?
38. Is Rickon hiding in Winterfell again?
39. Is Rickon pretending to be dead again?
40. Do they know about Robb? (RIP, still crying)
41. Does Rickon like green eggs and ham?
42. Would he eat them in a box?
43. Would he eat them with a fox?
44. Where. Is. Gendry.

Gendry
45. Is he getting refreshments?
46. Is he tall?
47. Is he getting Mike and Ikes?
48. Oh, he likes Mike and Ikes?
49. Is he hefty?
50. Is he coming back?
51. Where Gendry at?!

 

[Correction: I have been informed that Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog were headed to seek safety with the Umberes in the Last Hearth, not with Jon at Castle BlackI forgot because I refuse to rewatch this episode because of the Red Wedding.]

51 Perfect Things

1. This dog gif
funny dog gif

2. Chris Pine’s eyes
Captain Kirk eyes

3. Vanilla Ice and Stormtroopers at Christmas

Storm troopers

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4. Teacup pigs wearing top hatsteacup pig top hat

5. ’90s boy band hairstylesNSync

6. Disney Dudez


Featuring the greatest mash-up of all time.

7. This llama vine

8. Mark Wahlberg in The Deaparted
mark wahlberg the departed

9. Justin Timberlake dancing in a gingerbread man costume
gingerbread dancing gif

10. Justin Timberlake dancing in a cup o’ soup costume
SNL dancing

11. Justin Timberlake dancing in a tofu costumer
SNL Veganville gif

12.  Justin Timberlake dancing in a beer costume
SNL Liquorville

13. Justin Timberlake dancing in a wrapping paper costume
SNL Wrappinville gif

14. Justin Timberlake dancing in a “Single Ladies” costume

15. Ordinary Batman Adventures
batman winter
Check out all the hilarious Ordinary Batman Adventures on Tumblr.

16. Jon Snow breathing
Kit Harrington shirtless

17. Pizza


pizza dreams come true

18. Beyoncé
hair flip

19. ’90s boy band music videos

20. Stormtroopers twerking

21. This miraculous peeing pug

22. This fierce Christmas pug
christmas tree dog

23. Pugs in general
king pug

24. Every quote from the cinematic classic Mean Girls
Mean Girls quote Cady
why are you white
mean girls quote
mean girls quote gif
fetch mean girls

26. All the Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar-related memes
Leonardio DiCaprio squidward
Leo Titanic Great Gatsby oscar meme
Leonardo DiCaprio oscar meme
There a million memes about it. Seriously, so many memes.

27. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

28. This single strand of Zayn’s hair
zayn malik one direction
It nearly destroyed lives. RIP life.

29. Taylor Swift Becky
Taylor Swift meme

30. Jimmy Fallon dancing
dancing gif

31. Kristen Wiig doing anything

32. Ice cream
ice cream meme

33. ’90 boy band photo shoots
90s boy bands

34. Netflix
netflix funny gif

35. Good guy Loki
good guy loki

36. Stormtroopers and Darth Vader performing “Can’t Touch This”

37. Dimples
dimples

38. JT & Brit’s iconic matching denim outfits
JT Britney denim on denim
The hat pulls it all together.

39. Lip Sync Battles

40. Adam Levine’s sweater game
adam levine the voice gif

41. These unlikely friends
turtle ride

42. This Spider-Man that dances in rhythm to every song
dance to any song gif

43. Shaq’s Personality vine


It’s imperative that you follow Shaq’s Personality on vine.

44. Hugh Jackman’s Oscars Opening Number

45. Wendy’s frosty and french fries
Wendy's frosty and fries

46. ’90s boy bands doing anything
90s bay band

47. This vine

48. This vine

49. This vine

50. THIS VINE

51. Anything with Stormtroopers
star wars

Dramatic Things I’ve Said Part 3

In case you missed Dramatic Things I’ve Said Part 1 and Part 2…here are more words that have spewed from my mouth.

“If there are only two things I love it’s stormtroopers and swag.”

“There’s nothing grosser than Justin Bieber’s mustache.”

“Tonight I’m going to see the 5 greatest people on this Earth.” (on attending a One Direction concert)

“When I don’t have a book to read it’s like my life has no meaning.”

“I’m pretty sure if I walked home from here I would get home first.” (in traffic, 34 miles from home)

“I might as well have been shot.” (on not having enough storage to take a Snapchat video)

“This is what the Jews must have felt like when Moses led them through the desert.” (walking from the end of a parking lot to the store)

“It enrages me when my burger doesn’t come with french fries. It just- I can’t- my inside is just- flames. There are flames in my core.”

“What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and smashed potatoes?”
Smashed potatoes have skin in it.
“Oh, so you mean ruined potatoes?”

“I would kill anyone who put a pickle spear on my plate. I would kill them with the spear from the pickle.”

“The most bangin thing Jesus did was turn water into wine.”

“Anyone who eats Kit Kats without breaking off each piece deserves to perish.”

“If you talk while Taylor Swift says ‘this sick beat,’ you are dead to me.”

“This song [Cruise] is the absolute bane of my existence.”

“If I see #RE2PECT one more time I’m going to throw up on everyone.”

“The day Leo wins an Oscar will be the best day of my life.”

“Honestly, I can’t think of anything worse than special reports that interrupt regularly scheduled programs.”

“I could write a Shakespearean tragedy about my lack of empanadas.”

“Everyone is better than Miley Cyrus.”

“My phone is at 3%. This is the worst fate.”

“I’ve had to pee like 17 times today and I didn’t even drink that much so I’m probably dying.”

“If I could eliminate anything in this world it would be country music.”

“I hate doors than aren’t automatic, what am I? A peasant?”

“Now I’m Facebook messaging on my phone from Safari like a homeless person.”

“There is nothing worse than when reality competition shows don’t go your way.”

“If Internet Explorer was a building I would burn it to the ground.”

“I hope he gets into a fight with someone he loves today.” (road rage)

“One good dead? ONE good deed?! I would rather be a dog than watch 99 more episodes of this.” (throwback to 7-year-old me watching 100 Good Deeds for Eddie McDowd)

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Game of Thrones Drinking Game

Prepare yourselves (by binge drinking watching seasons 1-4). Season 5 is coming.
~*spoilers*~

game of thrones wine

Take a sip every time…

Jon is called a bastard
Kit Harington

Daenerys says “Khaleesi”
daenerys stormborn targaryean

Swords are drawn
game of thrones sword

A Lannister drinks
Cersei more wine

Someone mentions The WallThe Wall Game of Thrones wallpaper

Someone is naked
game of thrones naked

Someone is stuck with the pointy end (or otherwise injured)Game of the Thrones

Dragons or eggs appear on screen
dragons game of thrones

Joffrey has to remind everyone he is the king
i am the king gif

“A Lannister always pays his debts”
Game of Thrones Tyrion Lannister

“Lord” or “grace” is said
game of thrones your grace

Someone who dies appears on screen
oberyn martell gif
*crying forever*

Tyrion outsmarts someone
cersei and tyrionclever tyrion

“Winter is coming”
Ned Stark

Finish your drink…

When someone is beheaded : (
beheaded gif

“Dracarys”
Khaleesi Daenerys

Take 87 shots… 

Before the Red Wedding so you’re dead and never watch any of it happen
shots

12 Ways To Get A Girl To Go Out With You

“Can I buy you a drink?” “No.”

1. Buy her a book
buy a book not a drink
Alternatively you can give her a library.

2. Give her your Netflix password
napolean dynamite netflix meme
The modern “dinner and movie” is Netflix and pizza. Speaking of which…

3. Follow her home and deliver her a pizza
pizza delivery man
If you see a girl you like, follow her until she goes home. Once you know where she lives, go to the nearest pizza place and buy one large pizza. You might be a stalker, but you have pizza.

4. Buy her concert tickets
concert tickets
“I couldn’t help but notice your adorable and not all uncomfortable public dancing to Shake It Off, want to go see Taylor Swift?”

5. Pretend your a secret agent and you need her help
Film Title: The Bourne Legacy
If she’s alone hurriedly sit at her table, maybe jump in her car/taxi, or just start walking with her and hold her hand. Explain to her you’re being followed by very dangerous people and she needs to act natural. Bonus points if you have a motorcycle and bag presumably filled with money or the secret formula for saving the human race. She might freak out and/or punch you in the face for being so invasive OR it might be totally awesome.

6. Ask her if she wants to go out for some caramels
caramels candy
Preface by telling your friends: “I gotta go see about a girl.” Caramels are just as arbitrary as coffee and if she doesn’t get the reference it’s not your fault.
If you got all 3 references, A+. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, stop reading now and take 2 hours and 6 minutes out of your day to watch one of the best movies ever made.

7. Buy her ice cream
ice cream gif
It is scientifically proven* that no one can deny ice cream.

*No, it’s not. But it might as well be.

8. Gather up your acapella buddies and serenade her

9. Hang out the side of your best friend’s ride and try to holler at her
people in car
Just kidding, she don’t want no scrubs.

10. Look her up and down and say “How you doin’?”
friends gif how you doin
WARNING: If she hasn’t seen Friends she will think you are extremely creepy. (But she hasn’t seen Friends, so it wouldn’t work out anyway)

11. Call her name, hand her a rose and ask if she will accept it
bachelor rose gif
If she accepts, go on an extremely extravagant first date (e.g. helicopter ride over the city, go to a recording studio to be serenaded by Seal, ride a gondola in Venice) and share way more about your life story than you would in any normal first date circumstance.

12. Run up to her, tag her, yell “you’re it,” then run away
cute cat and dog gif
If she plays along, run to a place that has delicious cheeseburgers.

A Complete History of the Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga

Between creepy John Travlota, Giuliana offending Zendaya, llamas on the run and the damn dress (it’s definitely blue and black, for the record) you may have missed the most important thing to happen in pop culture this week: yet another installment of the ongoing Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga. But before you can truly enjoy the latest episode in their never-ending feud you must understand their complete history.

It began innocently enough when one night Jimmy Kimmel hosted a night of subpar guests and signed off by saying “My apologies to Matt Damon; we ran out of time,” he explained he was joking because a star like Matt Damon would not be bumped for a ventriloquist and a guy in a monkey suit. It quickly became a running joke on the show.

September 2006: Matt Damon finally appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (which, for the record, is not live) only to be bumped off after a very lengthy introduction.

June 2007: At the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere, Jimmy sent Guillermo to the red carpet where he ran out of time to talk to Matt Damon.

August 2007: Jimmy Kimmel tried to bump Matt Damon from his own movie and replace him in The Bourne Ultimatum with Guillermo.

January 2008: Sarah Silverman (Jimmy’s girlfriend at the time) revealed that she had been f*@#ing Matt Damon

February 2008: Just a few short weeks later in his post-Oscar show, Jimmy Kimmel took his revenge on Matt Damon by taking something he loves from him…he revealed he had been f*@#ing Ben Affleck.

February 2010: In another post-Oscar show, Jimmy showed the clip “Handsome’s Men Club” where he gets kicked out of the club and Sexiest Man Alive Matt Damon slams the door in his face (because they ran out of time, obviously).

February 2012: In yet another post-Oscar show, Jimmy released a parody trailer for Movie: The Movie; from which Matt Damon has been cut.

January 2013: Matt Damon took over Jimmy Kimmel Live! and hosted his own version of the show: Jimmy Kimmel Sucks!

February 2013: A year after Movie: The Movie, Jimmy released the spoof’s sequel trailer for Movie: The Movie: 2V featuring a revolutionary motion capture performance by Matt Damon “eating a sandwich.”

August 2013: Guillermo hijacked Matt Damon’s interview about his film, Elysium, to promote his own movies: Estupido and Ass Face.

February 2014: Matt Damon was featured in the 6th installment of Jimmy Kimmel’s Celebrities Read Mean Tweets series.

May 2014: Matt Damon expressed mild interest in buying a small part of the Clippers and Jimmy Kimmel did not approve.

January 2015: Jimmy Kimmel showed a clip of a few Patriot fans (including Matt Damon) admitting to be the “Locker Room Guy” and to have deflated Tom Brady’s balls.

February 2015: Now, the moment you have been waiting for: the most recent addition to the Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga. It’s a little known fact that Jimmy Kimmel has his own acting school and has taught most of the Oscar-award-winning actors and actresses we all know and love. Before this year’s Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel aired a look inside his teaching method in The Kimmel School of Perfect Acting PART 1; after the ceremony, he revealed the second part which further fueled the fire between Jimmy and Matt.

You’re welcome, class dismissed.