51 Questions For Game of Thrones

~*~*SpOiLeRs*~*~

1. Where is Gendry?
2. He’s still alive, right?
3. Is he still on that boat?
4. If not, what shore was blessed with his arrival?
5. Is he coming back?

Gendry

6. Will he see Arya again?
7. Will he be king?
8. Is the Red Woman/Stannis going to find him try take all of his powerful blood?
9. When is his powerful king’s blood going to kill Walder Frey?
10. Does Gendry hold the secrets of the world?
11. Is he with Drogo?
12. Does he like green eggs and ham?
13. Does he like them here or there?
14. Does he like them anywhere?
15. For real where is Gendry?

Gendry Panic Attack

16. Also where are Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog?
17. Weren’t they heading over to the Last Hearth to stay with The Umbers over a season ago?
18. Why haven’t they gotten there yet?
19. If Samwell Tarly, Gilly and baby Sam can get from Bran to The Wall in one episode why can’t Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog get the Last Hearth in a season?
20. But really. In what world is Sam, Gilly and a baby more efficient than a Stark, a wildling and a direwolf?
21. Isn’t Osha worth at least 5 Sams?

Osha and Rickon

22. Are they dead?
23. What could have killed them? They have a direwolf.
24. Are they with Gendry?
25. Is Gendry a blacksmith for the Umbers?
26. Have they all actually been safe at the Last Hearth this time whole time?
27. Are they in The Matrix?
28. Did Osha get lost?
29. Did Shaggydog eat Osha?
30. Did Shaggydog eat Gendry?
31. Is Shaggydog going to be king?

Shaggydog direwolf

32. Did the writers forget about Gendry, Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog?
33. Did George R. R. Martin?
34. Did everyone?
35. Did Drogo kill them?
36. Are any of them coming back?
37. WHERE ARE THEY!?!?
38. Is Rickon hiding in Winterfell again?
39. Is Rickon pretending to be dead again?
40. Do they know about Robb? (RIP, still crying)
41. Does Rickon like green eggs and ham?
42. Would he eat them in a box?
43. Would he eat them with a fox?
44. Where. Is. Gendry.

Gendry
45. Is he getting refreshments?
46. Is he tall?
47. Is he getting Mike and Ikes?
48. Oh, he likes Mike and Ikes?
49. Is he hefty?
50. Is he coming back?
51. Where Gendry at?!

 

[Correction: I have been informed that Rickon, Osha and Shaggydog were headed to seek safety with the Umberes in the Last Hearth, not with Jon at Castle BlackI forgot because I refuse to rewatch this episode because of the Red Wedding.]

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51 Perfect Things

1. This dog gif
funny dog gif

2. Chris Pine’s eyes
Captain Kirk eyes

3. Vanilla Ice and Stormtroopers at Christmas

Storm troopers

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4. Teacup pigs wearing top hatsteacup pig top hat

5. ’90s boy band hairstylesNSync

6. Disney Dudez


Featuring the greatest mash-up of all time.

7. This llama vine

8. Mark Wahlberg in The Deaparted
mark wahlberg the departed

9. Justin Timberlake dancing in a gingerbread man costume
gingerbread dancing gif

10. Justin Timberlake dancing in a cup o’ soup costume
SNL dancing

11. Justin Timberlake dancing in a tofu costumer
SNL Veganville gif

12.  Justin Timberlake dancing in a beer costume
SNL Liquorville

13. Justin Timberlake dancing in a wrapping paper costume
SNL Wrappinville gif

14. Justin Timberlake dancing in a “Single Ladies” costume

15. Ordinary Batman Adventures
batman winter
Check out all the hilarious Ordinary Batman Adventures on Tumblr.

16. Jon Snow breathing
Kit Harrington shirtless

17. Pizza


pizza dreams come true

18. Beyoncé
hair flip

19. ’90s boy band music videos

20. Stormtroopers twerking

21. This miraculous peeing pug

22. This fierce Christmas pug
christmas tree dog

23. Pugs in general
king pug

24. Every quote from the cinematic classic Mean Girls
Mean Girls quote Cady
why are you white
mean girls quote
mean girls quote gif
fetch mean girls

26. All the Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar-related memes
Leonardio DiCaprio squidward
Leo Titanic Great Gatsby oscar meme
Leonardo DiCaprio oscar meme
There a million memes about it. Seriously, so many memes.

27. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

28. This single strand of Zayn’s hair
zayn malik one direction
It nearly destroyed lives. RIP life.

29. Taylor Swift Becky
Taylor Swift meme

30. Jimmy Fallon dancing
dancing gif

31. Kristen Wiig doing anything

32. Ice cream
ice cream meme

33. ’90 boy band photo shoots
90s boy bands

34. Netflix
netflix funny gif

35. Good guy Loki
good guy loki

36. Stormtroopers and Darth Vader performing “Can’t Touch This”

37. Dimples
dimples

38. JT & Brit’s iconic matching denim outfits
JT Britney denim on denim
The hat pulls it all together.

39. Lip Sync Battles

40. Adam Levine’s sweater game
adam levine the voice gif

41. These unlikely friends
turtle ride

42. This Spider-Man that dances in rhythm to every song
dance to any song gif

43. Shaq’s Personality vine


It’s imperative that you follow Shaq’s Personality on vine.

44. Hugh Jackman’s Oscars Opening Number

45. Wendy’s frosty and french fries
Wendy's frosty and fries

46. ’90s boy bands doing anything
90s bay band

47. This vine

48. This vine

49. This vine

50. THIS VINE

51. Anything with Stormtroopers
star wars

12 Ways To Get A Girl To Go Out With You

“Can I buy you a drink?” “No.”

1. Buy her a book
buy a book not a drink
Alternatively you can give her a library.

2. Give her your Netflix password
napolean dynamite netflix meme
The modern “dinner and movie” is Netflix and pizza. Speaking of which…

3. Follow her home and deliver her a pizza
pizza delivery man
If you see a girl you like, follow her until she goes home. Once you know where she lives, go to the nearest pizza place and buy one large pizza. You might be a stalker, but you have pizza.

4. Buy her concert tickets
concert tickets
“I couldn’t help but notice your adorable and not all uncomfortable public dancing to Shake It Off, want to go see Taylor Swift?”

5. Pretend your a secret agent and you need her help
Film Title: The Bourne Legacy
If she’s alone hurriedly sit at her table, maybe jump in her car/taxi, or just start walking with her and hold her hand. Explain to her you’re being followed by very dangerous people and she needs to act natural. Bonus points if you have a motorcycle and bag presumably filled with money or the secret formula for saving the human race. She might freak out and/or punch you in the face for being so invasive OR it might be totally awesome.

6. Ask her if she wants to go out for some caramels
caramels candy
Preface by telling your friends: “I gotta go see about a girl.” Caramels are just as arbitrary as coffee and if she doesn’t get the reference it’s not your fault.
If you got all 3 references, A+. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, stop reading now and take 2 hours and 6 minutes out of your day to watch one of the best movies ever made.

7. Buy her ice cream
ice cream gif
It is scientifically proven* that no one can deny ice cream.

*No, it’s not. But it might as well be.

8. Gather up your acapella buddies and serenade her

9. Hang out the side of your best friend’s ride and try to holler at her
people in car
Just kidding, she don’t want no scrubs.

10. Look her up and down and say “How you doin’?”
friends gif how you doin
WARNING: If she hasn’t seen Friends she will think you are extremely creepy. (But she hasn’t seen Friends, so it wouldn’t work out anyway)

11. Call her name, hand her a rose and ask if she will accept it
bachelor rose gif
If she accepts, go on an extremely extravagant first date (e.g. helicopter ride over the city, go to a recording studio to be serenaded by Seal, ride a gondola in Venice) and share way more about your life story than you would in any normal first date circumstance.

12. Run up to her, tag her, yell “you’re it,” then run away
cute cat and dog gif
If she plays along, run to a place that has delicious cheeseburgers.

A Complete History of the Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga

Between creepy John Travlota, Giuliana offending Zendaya, llamas on the run and the damn dress (it’s definitely blue and black, for the record) you may have missed the most important thing to happen in pop culture this week: yet another installment of the ongoing Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga. But before you can truly enjoy the latest episode in their never-ending feud you must understand their complete history.

It began innocently enough when one night Jimmy Kimmel hosted a night of subpar guests and signed off by saying “My apologies to Matt Damon; we ran out of time,” he explained he was joking because a star like Matt Damon would not be bumped for a ventriloquist and a guy in a monkey suit. It quickly became a running joke on the show.

September 2006: Matt Damon finally appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (which, for the record, is not live) only to be bumped off after a very lengthy introduction.

June 2007: At the Ocean’s Thirteen premiere, Jimmy sent Guillermo to the red carpet where he ran out of time to talk to Matt Damon.

August 2007: Jimmy Kimmel tried to bump Matt Damon from his own movie and replace him in The Bourne Ultimatum with Guillermo.

January 2008: Sarah Silverman (Jimmy’s girlfriend at the time) revealed that she had been f*@#ing Matt Damon

February 2008: Just a few short weeks later in his post-Oscar show, Jimmy Kimmel took his revenge on Matt Damon by taking something he loves from him…he revealed he had been f*@#ing Ben Affleck.

February 2010: In another post-Oscar show, Jimmy showed the clip “Handsome’s Men Club” where he gets kicked out of the club and Sexiest Man Alive Matt Damon slams the door in his face (because they ran out of time, obviously).

February 2012: In yet another post-Oscar show, Jimmy released a parody trailer for Movie: The Movie; from which Matt Damon has been cut.

January 2013: Matt Damon took over Jimmy Kimmel Live! and hosted his own version of the show: Jimmy Kimmel Sucks!

February 2013: A year after Movie: The Movie, Jimmy released the spoof’s sequel trailer for Movie: The Movie: 2V featuring a revolutionary motion capture performance by Matt Damon “eating a sandwich.”

August 2013: Guillermo hijacked Matt Damon’s interview about his film, Elysium, to promote his own movies: Estupido and Ass Face.

February 2014: Matt Damon was featured in the 6th installment of Jimmy Kimmel’s Celebrities Read Mean Tweets series.

May 2014: Matt Damon expressed mild interest in buying a small part of the Clippers and Jimmy Kimmel did not approve.

January 2015: Jimmy Kimmel showed a clip of a few Patriot fans (including Matt Damon) admitting to be the “Locker Room Guy” and to have deflated Tom Brady’s balls.

February 2015: Now, the moment you have been waiting for: the most recent addition to the Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon Saga. It’s a little known fact that Jimmy Kimmel has his own acting school and has taught most of the Oscar-award-winning actors and actresses we all know and love. Before this year’s Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel aired a look inside his teaching method in The Kimmel School of Perfect Acting PART 1; after the ceremony, he revealed the second part which further fueled the fire between Jimmy and Matt.

You’re welcome, class dismissed.

Jack Madness

There are far too many Jacks to keep jack track of. Not only do we all indeed “know jack,” but we know far too many. It’s time to see who is the real MVJ (Most Valuable Jack). We must make them fight to the death in the Jack Games because there can only be one Jacklander. We must determine who is the Jack of All Trades. This calls for a Jack Bracket — a JACKet.

Jack Donaghy gif

First, let’s meet the 16 Jack-testants.

Jack Dawson
Jack from Titanic gif
The artist/poor boy/gambler/heartthrob from Titanic. *swOooOOon*

Jack Frost
Jack Frost The Santa Clause 3
The asshole who tries to ruin Christmas in The Santa Clause 3: The Sequel That Literally No One Wanted To Happen.

Jack Builder
Jack Builder
There’s some cheese, a rat, a cat, a dog, a cow with a crumpled horn, a maiden all forlorn, a man tattered and torn, a judge all shaven and shorn, a rooster that crowed at morn, a farmer sowing his corn, a horse, a hound and a horn all in the house this Jack built.

Jack Ryan
Jack Ryan Chris PIne
The former Marine turned CIA ~shadow recruit~ who is tasked with saving the U S of A.

Jack Skellington
Nightmare Before Christmas gif
The Pumpkin King in a town of Halloween.

Jack Torrance
The Shining gif
Here’s…the psycho murderer of The Shining.

Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow smirk gif
The rum-loving captain of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Jack (and the Beanstalk)
Jack and the Beanstalk castle
The kid who sells his cow for beans and steals from giants.

Jack (and Jill)
jack and jill nursey rhyme
The kid who went to fetch some water with his…sister? What is their relationship, exactly?

Jack Frost
Rise of the Guardians gif
The fun-loving prankster who saves all the children in the world in Rise of the Guardians.

Jack Bauer
24 gif
The best man in the Counter Terrorist Unit and saver of America on several occasions on 24.

Jack Horner
Little Jack Horner plum thumb
The good boy who stuck his thumb in a pie and pulled out a plum. I don’t get it either.

Jack Tripper
Three's Company gif
Janet and Chrissy’s clumsy, lovable and “gay” roommate on Three’s Company.

Jack Shepard
Lost gif
The spinal surgeon stranded on a batshit island where literally no Oceanic 815 survivors would be alive without him.

Jack Bristow
Alias gif
The CIA badass who will do literally anything to protect his daughter on Alias.

Jack Donaghy
Jack Donaghy gif
Womanizer, Republican and Head of NBC on 30 Rock.

Time to take a look at the JACKet.

The Sweet 16
JACKet Sweet 16

Jack Dawson v. Jack Frost (The Santa Clause 3)
This is a real layup for Dawson. Upon sight of Dawson’s flowing hair and charismatic smirk, Frost becomes so filled with warmth and delight his frostiness melts away.
Winner by titanic proportions: Jack Dawson
Titanic Jack gif

Jack Builder v. Jack Ryan
Of the nursery rhyme Jacks, Builder is the only capable of actually doing anything. Although his carpentry is no match for the Marine/stock brokering/CIA skills of Ryan. Ryan could kill the rat, cat, dog, cow with a crumpled horn, maiden all forlorn, man tattered and torn, judge all shaven and shorn, rooster that crowed at morn, farmer sowing his corn, horse, hound and horn all in the house that Jack built and get away with it. Or save them from an oncoming second Great Depression put in motion by the Russians.
Winner by everything in Jack’s house: Jack Ryan
Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit 

Jack Skellington v. Jack Torrance
The only arrow Torrance has in his quiver is psycho murder. I’d like to see him try to kill a skeleton. Not to mention Skellington has sweet song set he can use as a distraction before making his move.
Winner by length of his grin: Jack Skellington
Nightmare Before Christmas gif

Jack Sparrow v. Jack Beanstalk
Beanstalk doesn’t stand a chance against the sly and crafty ways of the swashbuckling Sparrow. Everyone’s favorite captain would manipulate Will Turner into chopping down the beanstalk and be drunk on a beach with rum before Beanstalk could steal a single golden egg.
Winner by a Black Pearl’s worth of rum: Jack Sparrow
Capt Jack Sparrow

Jack (and Jill) v. Jack Frost
Little known fact: Frost created the ice patch that made Jack fall down, break his crown and cause Jill to go tumbling after.
Winner by an avalanche: Jack Frost
Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost gif

Jack Bauer v. Jack Horner
This is the only complete shut out of the series. Bauer does not have time for Horner’s shit. He puts a bullet in Horner’s head, shooting right through the plum.
Winner by the amount of people he’s killed: Jack Bauer
24 gun gif

Jack Tripper v. Jack Shepard
The goofy, clumsy and slapstick comedy ways of the faux gay ex-Marine are no match for the spinal surgeon who took leadership of a misfit group of survivors, always knew what to do in a crisis and saved hundreds of lives on and off The Island. Shephard repeatedly dunks on Tripper until he over dramatically collapses on the floor.
Winner by the amount of people he has ever been personally responsible for: Jack Shepard
Lost gif

Jack Bristow v. Jack Donaghy
This is the closest match up of the Sweet 16. Bristow and Donaghy are both middle-aged white men of power and means, willing to do whatever it takes to get what they want (even if ethically ambiguous). But Bristow’s daughter is thing he values most in the world while Donaghy puts more worth in his own wallet and self-interest. Bristow’s purer motives gives the edge he needs in this match up.
Winner by the lengths he would go to protect his daughter: Jack Bristow
Alias gif

Time to check back in with the JACKet.

The Elite 8
JACKet Elite 8

Jack Dawson v. Jack Ryan
It’s the battle of the blue eyed babes. Dawson and Ryan both get lost in the sea of each other’s eyes, piercing into their souls. They begin gasping for air as they get pulled deeper into the abyss of the other’s magical optical orbs. Before Dawson can drown in the depth of Ryan’s cerulean sight spheres, Dawson (wise from past experience) gets on a damn door and floats to safety; leaving Ryan to spiral alone in the stormy sea of Dawson’s voluptuous vision globes.
Winner by sparkle in his eyes: Jack Dawson
Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic gif

Jack Skellington v. Jack Sparrow
This is not the first time Sparrow had to face off against an (un)dead skeleton. Sparrow has evaded death and fought off a whole crew of dead pirates, so he can handle the lone Skellington. Although returning the Aztec gold back to Isla de Muerta won’t help the cunning captain defeat the Pumpkin King, unleashing the kraken and sending him down to Davy Jones ought to do the trick.
Winner by the braided goatee on his chinny chin chin: Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean gif

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) v. Jack Bauer
Frost’s playful and devious ways aren’t enough to surmount Bauer’s badassery. Though Frost can wield the forces of nature with his staff, Bauer has shot a woman’s leg just to make a point and would never allow Frost to even lift his staff before taking his game-winning shot.
Winner by the time it takes him to decide to fire his gun: Jack Bauer
24 gif

Jack Shepard v. Jack Bristow
Bristow may have the world’s greatest father/daughter relationship and go above and beyond to keep her safe, but Doctor Savior Shepard acted as a physician, leader, mentor and friend to the 48+ survivors of the plane crash. The herd’s shepherd did everything in his power to keep them safe from harm’s way.
Winner by the metaphorical staff which he uses to shepherd his flock: Jack Shephard
Lost gif

Time for another JACKet update.

The Final 4
JACKet Final 4

Jack Dawson v. Jack Sparrow
It’s a box office brawl. The devastatingly dashing Dawson takes on the swagger-savvy Sparrow. Both are thrill-seeking vagabonds who are masters of charm, wit and devilishly disarming grins. One: an eccentric pirate whose only love greater than women is rum; the other: a genuine-hearted orphan intent on not wasting the gift of life. These worthy adversaries fight til the last second on the clock. But at the sounds of buzzer it’s apparent that not even the sly Sparrow can taint Dawson’s good nature.
Winner by purity in his soul: Jack Dawson
Titanic gif

Jack Bauer v. Jack Shephard
This is a true small screen standoff. Bauer and Shephard are the no-nonsense overlords of hour long dramas; no Jacks know how to leave you on the edge of your couch, counting the seconds til next week’s episode better than them. Whether they’re fighting off a terrorist attack or “The Others,” both Jacks always leave you craving more. Bauer, although has saved millions of people throughout his career, has never had to deal with the likes of a smoke monster on a time-travelling island while saving the world every 108 minutes.
Winner by the amount of times anyone said “someone get Jack!”: Jack Shephard
Lost gif

JACKet time.

Championship Game
JACKet Championship

Jack Dawson v. Jack Shephard
It’s the final Jack Off. Two Jacks enter, one Jack leaves. Both are exemplary Jack specimen but only one can walk away as the Jack Champion. In one corner we have the poor, world-travelling artist who wears his heart on his sleeve. Opposite him we have smart, successful doctor who refuses to accept defeat. Dawson willing to die for the woman he loves; Shephard always trying fix whatever he can. Both are Jacks of good heart and strong will that take the Jack Games into overtime. Going toe-to-toe in chivalry, honor and overall Jackness, Dawson and Shephard fight hard to become Jack of All Trades. At the end of the grueling game there is only one Jack standing, one Jack victor, one Jack to rule them all: the Jack with the purest heart and mind, the Jack with the most positive outlook on the world, the Jack who makes each moment count.
Winner by the tip of the iceberg: Jack Dawson
Titanic Jack Dawson gif

The JACKet Champion
JACKet Champ

Jack of All Trades: Jack Dawson
He’s not just Jack, he’s the Jack. He’s the Jack that led Titanic to be the highest grossing movie of all time (at the time), the Jack that we’ll never let go of. This jaw-dropping Jack is the one Jack that made it through the sea of 16 Jacks to earn the title “Jack of All Trades.”  Although he congratulates his fellow Jack-testants on their efforts and appreciates their Jackness, he knows he is the one true Jacklander.
Jack Dawson

Cheers to the Jack of All Trades, the King of the World and MVJ; here’s to making it count.Jack Dawson cheers gif

 

The Only Christmas Playlist You Need This Year

Go ahead and delete Pandora because this is all you need.

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” (Classroom Instruments)
Jimmy Fallon, One Direction & The Roots

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

“All I Want For Christmas Is You”
Mariah Carey

~*~Merry Christmas~*~

The Most Ridiculous Plot Key Words on IMDb

Heist, romance, sports, betrayal, mystery, coming of age…these are all examples of what plot key words should be. Words that convey the most important plot points and themes in a movie. Now look at of these ridiculous plot key words IMDb uses to describe movies.

The Lion King
Hula dance, no opening credits, tastes like chicken joke, flatulence
the lion king movie poster
I love movies about taste like chicken jokes.

The Shawshank Redemption
Feet on desk, reference to National Geographic magazine, maggot, talking through bookshelf, three word title
The Shawshank Redepmtion poster

The Godfather
Elevator, orange peel, cat, Radio City Music Hall Manhattan New York, character appears in newspaper, horse
the godfather movie poster

The Dark Knight
Voiceover letter, homoerotic, text message, man wearing a wig, blocking a door with a chair, sitting
The Dark Knight movie poster

Pulp Fiction
Impersonating Buddy Holly, talking to one’s self in a mirror, slurping a drink with a straw, forming a square in the air, toaster
Pulp Fiction movie poster

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Thirst, coat, train, kindness, friendship
The Good the Bad and the Ugly movie poster

Schindler’s List
Shaving, what happened to epilogue, hiding in a closet, urination, mirror
schindlers list movie poster

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lifting male in air, severed finger, swarm tactic, ferry boat, colon in title
first Lord of the Rings movie poster

Fight Club
Character repeating someone else’s dialogue, falling down stairs, title spoken by character, girl, severe tire damage, Ikea
fight club movie poster brad pitt soap

Star Wars
Character says “I have a bad feeling about this,” force choke, preemptive strike, incestuous kiss (blech), Wilhelm Scream, Stormtrooper, Millennium Falcon
Star Wars IV movie poster

Inception
College student, dream within a dream within a dream, walking up a wall, limbo, bathtub, aging, cyber punk
Inception movie poster Leonardo DiCaprio standing alone
It’s the best dream within a dream within a dream movie I’ve ever seen.

Forrest Gump
Calling someone an idiot, telling someone to shut up, bus stop, character repeats narrator’s words, feather, legless man
Star Wars IV movie poster

Goodfellas
Real life mother and daughter playing mother and daughter, kicked in the face, insult, actor shares first name with character, lion, gun in panties
GoodFellas movie poster

The Matrix
Wearing sunglasses inside, black trench coat, ringing telephone, punched in the ribs, slow motion scene, technology gone amok
The Matrix movie poster
Actually, that’s pretty much what this movie about.

Se7en
Box
se7en movie poster
WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?!?

The Usual Suspects
Reference to Albert Einstein, reference to Loch Ness Monster, reference to Lee Harvey Oswald, reference to Pope John Paul II
The Usual Suspects movie poster

The Silence of the Lambs
Lights suddenly go out, female senator, small dog, pay phone, fat girl, reference to Hannibal Lecter
The Silence of the Lambs movie poster
I love movies that reference characters in the movie.

It’s A Wonderful Life
African American woman, advice from bartender, contraction in title, partial deafness, handshake
It's A Wonderful Life movie poster

Casablanca
Conversation with character playing piano, piano, pianist, piano player
Casablanca movie poster
Is there a piano in this movie?

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Boulder, whip, fear of snakes, female tied up, dead monkey, hat wearing heroes
Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark movie poster
Again, not a bad summary.

Memento
Scantily clad female, spoken inner thoughts, obscene finger gesture, nude fight, hanging up without saying goodbye
Memento movie poster
Hanging Up Without Saying Goodbye: A Grandmother’s Memoir

The Departed
Ice cream parlor, man with glasses, menstruation, beeper, leather jacket, blood on shirt
The Departed movie poster

Back to the Future
Tearing page out of a phone book, kiss reveals absence of love, 555 phone number, hanging from clock, underwear
Back to the Future movie poster