Let’s all agree to become homebodies, kay?
1. Pants are optional
Pants only function is to constrict your dreams and happiness. If you have the choice to never wear pants again, you make that choice.
2. I REPEAT: YOU CAN GO PANTLESS FOREVER.
You have the right to remain pantless. ‘MURICA.
3. You can be fat
No need to keep up appearances any more! The glory of never leaving your house means never having to wear a bathing suit at the beach! So you eat all those Ben & Jerry’s pints because no one has to look at your increasingly obese body ever again.
4. You don’t have to talk to people
There is nothing more awful and awkward than human interaction. Not to mention that people kind of suck…you’re better off avoiding people all together by staying home.
5. You can read all day
You can finally make a dent in your ever-growing book list. Work your way through A Song of Ice and Fire, read the classics you never got around to or you can even read Twilight. You never leave the house so no haters be trippin’ on your swag.
6. Netflix
Scandal? Orange is the New Black? House of Cards? Yes, yes and yes! Watch all of the episodes because no one is stopping your Netflix binge!
7. There’s temperature control
You never have to deal with going outside into a hurricane, blizzard or heat wave. Thank your roof, heater and AC for staying dry at a nice 72º!
8. Your bed is in your house
Nothing is better than curling up in your bed. NOTHING. So why ever leave it?
9. Public intoxication is not a concern
There’s no need to worry about staying decent in public places or having to find a designated driver if you’re drinking at home! Drink away, my friend.
10. Delivery
Hello, pizza, Chinese and Peapod! Since you can be as fat and disgusting as your clogged heart desires you can get all your favorite fatty foods delivered right to your front door. Go ahead and become friends with the delivery guy because you’ll be seeing a lot of each other.
11. Online shopping
Run out of remote batteries? Getting too fat to fit into your clothes? Bookshelf looking bare? Amazon is there to help you out! Don’t go outside and buy your necessities at a store, there’s nothing you need that can’t be ordered online. Fact. (probably)
12. Did I mention that you don’t have to wear pants?
BE FREE OF PANTS
Did you come up with this list on your own? It’s fantastic and true. I hate pants. HATE THEM.
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I did, thank you! Pants are absolute worst.
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I make YouTube videos for fun. Anyway I could read your list to the camera? I would give you all the credit! It’s definitely okay if not! My cousin told me one time she liked wearing jeans and that they were “comfortable.” Jeans and comfortable should never be in a sentence together…
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If you give me credit (and please include a link in the description) then I have no problem with that! Go ahead and read my list in your video. Let me know when you post it and I’ll be sure to watch!
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Absolutely, absolutely! I’m not sure when it will be because I’m in school and working a lot… The struggle.
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This is perfection
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